The perils of having flatmates

We've all seen the horrifyingly embarrassing but very amusing results of FacebookRape. Laptops should all come with intruder-protection as well as virus-protection xD

Just now, I left my word processor open and wandered over to the other end of the kitchen to steal some of Grant's vegetarian mock-mince-beef and onion gravy pie.... When I came back my English Lit essay had been sabotaged.

Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift has been described as Menippean satire; essentially, satire that combines many different targets of ridicule into a complex and fragmented narrative (Northrop Frye). For Swift uses the literary devices of satire, parody and irony

I am terri i am a terrible secretary and i cannot write essays or read anything also i have no attention span which is silly because it is which doesn’t make sense but oh well thats what i do

I am oana and i cannot cook but am a better flatmate than terri anyway

Wtf =.=